Pasquale Rotella Buys the Rights to Fyre Fest

In a unpredictable move, Insomniac CEO Pasquale Rotella has purchased the rights to Fyre Fest.

Rotella has partnered up with Shaquille O’Neal to reassemble this larger than life fest.

Ticket prices are expected to start at $5,000 for the GA “Sand in Your Toes” package and goes all the way up to the $50,000 “Own Dillion Francis for a Day” package.

There is also an exclusive “Papi Gordo Villa” where the dj known as Carnage is setting up his very own Bed and Breakfast. All meals are cooked by him personally.

KFC is also making a special LIVE set debut. They have hooked up electrodes with different instruments attached directly to each one of Colonel Sanders teeth. Each bite of chicken he takes will produce a one of a kind musical adventure.